"Its gonna be like the kitty version of Alfred Hitchcock."

"You are treading on some mighty thin ice right now."

"In case you haven't realized by now....

"... this is my "I dont give a crap" face..."

"why, yes...."

"... I think i will get comfortable up here and survey my domain."

"Tell me more about this "Sphinx" monument...."

"... it sounds as if it may be relevant to my interests."

"Ahhh...yeah. right there. thats the spot."

"We is just trying to show that we heart our peoples..."

"I just gonna lay here in my peoples lap and spread my warm fuzzyness..."

"Yeah... you go right ahead and get on that."

"Kitty is just gonna lay right here and inspect the inside of my eyelids for leaks."

"Shhh.... I think i just heard a can opener somewhere !"

"Its okay to stare..."

"... I know I is the cutest kitty when I is sleep."

"Hey !!! ...."

"I just had a slice of pizza in here warming up... who snatched it ?"

"I'm always missing at least one sock...."

"... where do they keep going ?"

"Kittys is solar powered... didn't you know ?"

"When you build the statue to my greatness... you can go ahead and use this pose."

"This way both kittys can eat at the same time.."

"No...no. I'm telling you that you missed a spot..."

"Here let me get it for you."

"kitty gotta get comfortable you know..."

"Say what..?"

"Hai... "

"when you're done with your shower, can you come feed the kitty ?  kthnx."

"Hey ... i dont tell you where to sleep..."

"Have we ever told you how much we LOVE catnip ?"

"You do realize that i know where you sleep right ?"

"Yeah... well you know.."

".... I is a kitty.  What do you expect ?"

"Does kittys look like they want pictures taken right now ?"

"The freshest ones are on the top...."

"... kitty ain't stupid."

" No way...."

"... that hoochie said what ???"

"Well.. thats your opinion"

"...and I will have to respectfully disagree.  "

"Hold up ..."

"... I think theres something on the lens..."

"Oh reallly ?"

"Did you know that the ancient Egyptians used to worship cats ?"

"Just saying....."

"Hold on a second..."

"..Mihkei still hasnt completely phased into this dimension."

"I think eventually, if we ignore them..."

"..they'll go away.

"Do you mind ?"

"Kittys is trying to bath here..."

"what do you mean, look cute for the camera ?"

"the kitty always looks cute."

"Well that sounds like a horrible idea..."

"...cause that would require kittys moving from in front of the stove."

"I is in the kitty bed..."

"... so that means you leave kitty alone and kitty sleeps.  Ok? "

"it looked like you had it under control..."

"...so i figured i would just come over her and take a nap."

"kitty is not fat..."

"you just need to quit buying stuff that comes in such small boxes..."