"I dunno...

".... some fool named Simon came by and was like "put your right paw in" and then I got bored and stopped paying attention."

"Kitty is no expert fashion critic..."

".... but I would not be caught dead dressed like that."

"Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission....."

"Its gonna be like the kitty version of Alfred Hitchcock."

"Hey !!! ...."

"I just had a slice of pizza in here warming up... who snatched it ?"

"I'm always missing at least one sock...."

"... where do they keep going ?"

"This way both kittys can eat at the same time.."

"Hai... "

"when you're done with your shower, can you come feed the kitty ?  kthnx."

"Hey ... i dont tell you where to sleep..."

"Have we ever told you how much we LOVE catnip ?"

"The freshest ones are on the top...."

"... kitty ain't stupid."

" No way...."

"... that hoochie said what ???"

"kitty is not fat..."

"you just need to quit buying stuff that comes in such small boxes..."

"well... you do feel a little warm..."

"you might be coming down with something."

"thinks he's going away for the weekend without me?"

"i'll show him...."

"I didnt see nothing..."

"This is my Obi-wan face."

"Oh.... you were sitting here ?"

"Well i guess that will teach you to do silly things like use the bathroom."

The unsuspecting party goers....

are going to be in for a nasty surprise when they reach for that last beer.

"I is gonna be a mummy for halloween..."

"So stop standing there taking pictures and help me with my costume"