"why dont you just bring the food over here ?"

"it would be much more convienent for kitty to not have to get up to eat."

"Remember this...."

"Next time you forget to have kittys food on time... this will be the last thing you see."

"This is kitty spaceship..."

"...and kitty is going to boldy go and find some dilithium catnip.  Full power to the engines Mr. Data !"

"Pay no attention to the lump under the blanket...."

".... it is definately NOT a kitty napping again when they was supposed to be working on their resume for that cat chow taste testing job posting."

"Happiness is a warm fire."

"At least it is for kitty right now."

"THAT is a fascinating story..."

"... you can go ahead and keep telling it why I rest my eyes."

"Are you gonna talk through the whole movie..."

"... or are we gonna get to watch some of it without your commentary ?"

"Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission....."

"You are treading on some mighty thin ice right now."

"In case you haven't realized by now....

"... this is my "I dont give a crap" face..."

"We is just trying to show that we heart our peoples..."

"I just gonna lay here in my peoples lap and spread my warm fuzzyness..."

"Yeah... you go right ahead and get on that."

"Kitty is just gonna lay right here and inspect the inside of my eyelids for leaks."

"Its okay to stare..."

"... I know I is the cutest kitty when I is sleep."

"This way both kittys can eat at the same time.."

"No...no. I'm telling you that you missed a spot..."

"Here let me get it for you."

"kitty gotta get comfortable you know..."

"Say what..?"

"Hai... "

"when you're done with your shower, can you come feed the kitty ?  kthnx."

"Have we ever told you how much we LOVE catnip ?"