"Hai... "

"when you're done with your shower, can you come feed the kitty ?  kthnx."

"Hey ... i dont tell you where to sleep..."

"Have we ever told you how much we LOVE catnip ?"

"You do realize that i know where you sleep right ?"

"Yeah... well you know.."

".... I is a kitty.  What do you expect ?"

"Does kittys look like they want pictures taken right now ?"

"The freshest ones are on the top...."

"... kitty ain't stupid."

" No way...."

"... that hoochie said what ???"

"Well.. thats your opinion"

"...and I will have to respectfully disagree.  "

"Hold up ..."

"... I think theres something on the lens..."