"I just gonna lay here in my peoples lap and spread my warm fuzzyness..."

"Yeah... you go right ahead and get on that."

"Kitty is just gonna lay right here and inspect the inside of my eyelids for leaks."

"Shhh.... I think i just heard a can opener somewhere !"

"Its okay to stare..."

"... I know I is the cutest kitty when I is sleep."

"Hey !!! ...."

"I just had a slice of pizza in here warming up... who snatched it ?"

"I'm always missing at least one sock...."

"... where do they keep going ?"

"Kittys is solar powered... didn't you know ?"

"When you build the statue to my greatness... you can go ahead and use this pose."

"This way both kittys can eat at the same time.."

"No...no. I'm telling you that you missed a spot..."

"Here let me get it for you."